At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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