I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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