arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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