wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
