What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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