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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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