butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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