what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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