You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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