do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sorry about my life...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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