I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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