So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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