It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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