my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
