He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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