Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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