Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So. Much. Porn.
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