I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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