Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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