i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
