Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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