Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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