Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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