I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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