She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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