Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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