yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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