it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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