I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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