i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
only you would photoshop your dick
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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