When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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