Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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