why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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