sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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