If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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