he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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