I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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