Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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