did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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