we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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