I don't think brook has ever known best
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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