We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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