Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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