i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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