Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
