Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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