I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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