he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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