Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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