Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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