It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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